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[barking]

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[Jacqueline] Although the Convent San Tanco
is 400 years old

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we do enjoy
most of the conveniences

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of the 20th century.

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We have telephones, television,
electric appliances,

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and bills...

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bills and more bills,

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to pay for the repair
of these conveniences.

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But two things have not changed
through the centuries,

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the oven in which we bake
our bread and our bread.

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When the wind is right,

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its aroma sings a siren song
that no one can resist.

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[snakecharmer music playing]

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Providence often
works in mysterious ways.

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On this particular day,

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it brought us a stranger
whose temper,

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as well as his automobile
radiator, was boiling.

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Sister.

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I beg your pardon, Sister.

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But if I might impose
upon you?

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Well, that's what we're here
for. What can I do for you?

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I wonder if you could spare
a bucket of water

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and just one slice
of that bread I smell.

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Bread and water?

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We may not be the richest
convent in the world,

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but I'm sure we can come up with
a glass of milk and a sandwich.

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I'm afraid you do not
understand, Sister.

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You see, the water
is for my car radiator

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and the bread is
only to satisfy a whim.

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I only want to
see if the taste

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can be half
as heavenly as the aroma.

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Well, if it's heavenly bread
you're after,

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you've certainly
come to the right place.

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Right this way.

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Here you are, senor.
Shovel up. Hmm?

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Oh, she means
"dig in." You know,

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like h-have another piece,
enjoy yourself.

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I already have, Sister.

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A whole loaf,
I'm ashamed to say.

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Oh, don't worry, senor.

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Sister Sixto will make
some more tomorrow.

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Then I will try
to convince my car

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to overheat at
precisely the same place.

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It is marvelous.

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Absolutely the best bread
I've ever tasted.

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Thank you.

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Many thanks, Sisters.

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If ever I can
return your courtesies,

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please do not
hesitate to call.

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[Sixto] Goodbye.
[Jacqueline] Goodbye, senor.

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Goodbye, Sisters.
[Sixto] Bye-bye.

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[Bertrille] Bye.

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"San Juan Grocery Company.
Roberto Sanchez, President."

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Why, no wonder he knows
so much about bread.

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His stores must sell
thousands of loaves a day.

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Have we got
another bucket?

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More water? What are you
going to do with it?

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Retile the roof,
paint the chapel

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and pay the dentist
for Ricardo's braces.

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With a bucket
of water?

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Se�orSanchez.
Se�orSanchez,

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I-- I brought you
some more water.

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But I have plenty, Sister.

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Oh no, this isn't
for the car.

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This is for you,
just in case you get thirsty.

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You are
most considerate.

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Well, anyone who's
as crazy about our bread...

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Look at that windshield.

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It's just filthy. Filthy.

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That's odd I just had the car
washed this morning.

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Well, that's the trouble
with the world today.

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No one takes
pride in their work.

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Except for a very few,

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like Sister Sixto
when she bakes bread.

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You can taste tender loving
care in every single bite.

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Who would know
that better than I?

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[Bertrille] And you're not the only one.

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Oh, people come
from miles around just hoping

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to taste a crumb
of Sister Sixto's bread.

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I wish I could say the same
for the bread we sell.

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And we're the second largest
grocery chain on the island.

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You are? No kidding.

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Did it ever occur to you

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that being number two,
you have to bake harder?

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Sister, are you trying
to tell me something?

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Me? What could I
tell a man

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who could have the largest
grocery chain in the island

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if he only sold
the right kind of bread.

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You mean Sister
Sixto's bread?

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Are you offering
to sell Sister Sixto's bread?

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I am?

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Fantastic idea.

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Sister Bertrille,
we are a teaching order

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and not a baking order.

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What about the Benedictine
monks and their brandy?

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And bread's much
better than brandy

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because you don't have
to be 21 to eat bread.

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But, Sister Bertrille,
it is such a vast undertaking.

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10 loaves, 200.
What's the difference?

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190, to be precise.

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Reverend Mother,
I know it sounds impossible.

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But I've already
started the groundwork.

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Some of the sisters have agreed
to help make the bread.

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Se�orSanchez is in charge
of distribution.

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Sister Jacqueline
is in charge of advertising...

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Oh? I didn't know
that Sister Jacqueline

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knew anything
about advertising.

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Oh, yes.

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She was once a file clerk

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in a Madison Avenue
advertising agency.

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Well, that should
qualify her eminently.

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Now all I need
is your permission

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to go ahead on one
insignificant little detail.

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And what is that?

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I have to promote
a $1,000 to buy an oven.

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That sounds like
a significant big detail.

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How do you intend
to raise that much money?

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At the casino.

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Sister Bertrille,
you are not going to gamble.

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Only with my life.
I'm going to ask Carlos.

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Come in.

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Good morning.
Good morning, Sister.

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What do you want this time?

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Carlos, why is it that
every time I come over

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to pay you a friendly call
you think I want something?

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Because every time
you want something

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you come to pay
a friendly call.

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Well, not this time.

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I've come to
give you something.

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Hmm. Whatever it is
you're going to give me,

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I cannot afford it.

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It's free.

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It's a loaf of Sister Sixto's
homemade bread.

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Fine. Leave it right there.
I'll have it with my dinner.

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No, you have to have it now.
It's fresh out of the oven.

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Sister, let's make a deal.

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One bite and you go.
Okay.

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Mmh. Delicious.
Now, goodbye.

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If you think
it's good that way,

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you should try it with
a little butter on it.

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And I just happen to have
a little butter right here.

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You just happen
to have a little...

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[Bertrille] Yummy, isn't it?

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Well, now you should try it

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with some strawberry jam,

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[Bertrille] it's just fantastic.
Sister,

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why do I get the feeling
that you're stuffing the goose

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to make it lay
the golden egg?

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Beg your pardon?

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What do you want?

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Oh. Well, now that you asked,

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you see, the convent has decided
to bake bread to raise money

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and I thought perhaps I could
put you down for a loaf?

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You mean that's all
you've been leading up to?

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You want me to
buy a loaf of bread?

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One, single,
solitary loaf of bread?

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My pleasure.

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Don't you even want to know
how much it's going to cost?

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How much can it cost?

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For you, a $1,000.

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A $1,000? For one, single,
solitary loaf of bread?

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Well, it's for the oven
to bake the bread in.

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You see, Carlos, we need
your dough to bake our bread.

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With an oven like this
our problems are over.

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Oh, it's beautiful.

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There's only one
thing I'd like to know.

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How did you get Se�orCarlos
to give you the money to buy it?

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I cried a lot.

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I got it.
I finally got it.

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What is it?
The name and slogan

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for our bread.
How does this strike you?

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[Bertrille] "Buy Convent Bread.
Nun better."

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None is spelled
N-O-N-E, no?

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No, I think she meant it
to be a pun.

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Oh.

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Oh, I'm mixed up. Are we
baking bread or puns?

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Very clever, but don't you
think people might think

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that we only eat
it on holy days.

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Well, I've got lots more.

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Oh, terrific.

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I like it.

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Good.

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But don't you think
we're opening ourselves up

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for a lot of jokes like,

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fit for angels, not humans?

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Oh, yes. There's one
in every crowd.

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Well, how does this grab you?

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"Convent San Tanco bread.
The loaf with mass appeal."

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"Mass," you get it?

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It's wonderful.

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But what will that do
to our Protestant trade?

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In other words,
back to the diving board.

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Sorry, Sister.

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Well, as they say
on Madison Avenue,

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that's the way
the bread crumbles.

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Ta, ta.

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[Jacqueline whistling]

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Well, now that we have

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the advertising campaign
rolling along,

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we better start on
our production line.

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First of all, of course,

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Sister Sixto will be
in charge of mixing.

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Any questions?
Uh, yes.

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Uh, one loaf of bread
I know how to make,

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but what is one pinch
of salt for 200 loaves?

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200 pinches.

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Oh!

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Oh, and then I have
to figure out

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how much flour
I'm gonna need.

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Oh. Well, here's a pencil

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and a piece of paper.

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There you are.
Just multiply by 200.

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Now then,
there's the kneading.

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I'd better take
care of that myself.

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Yeah? And then Sister Theresa

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can handle the cutting
and shaping,

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which leaves Sister Carla
for temperature control

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before Sister Lupina puts the
unbaked loaves into the oven.

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150 pounds of flour.
That's what I need.

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Oh. How much
do you have on hand?

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About 10 pounds.

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Terrific.

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Well,

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Sister Bertrille,

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is the Convent
San Tanco ready

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to cast its bread
upon the public?

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Oh, yes.
I have everything

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worked out
to the last detail.

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Excellent.

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Except for one detail.

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No. Not again. Absolutely not.
But Carlos...

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Sister, I'm sorry. But the well
has finally run dry.

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Are you sure? I mean, couldn't
you try and dig a little deeper?

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I can dig
all the way to China

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and the answer
will be the same.

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You told me last time that
you wouldn't bother me again

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if I loaned you
the money for the oven.

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Yes, but we have
to get into business

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and we can't get into business
until we bake some bread,

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we can't bake any bread...

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[both] Until we have some flour.

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Right.

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Look,

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if you were
to bake 200 loaves,

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how much flour
would you need?

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About a pound per loaf.

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If I were to ignore
my better judgment,

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and if I were to lend you
the money for the flour,

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how much would it cost me?

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Well, if we go
to the Lopez Mill

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it will cost about
a dime per pound,

252
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,618
but if we pay cash, we can
get it for eight cents a pound

253
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,966
from the Garcia Brothers.
Okay.

254
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,755
Get it from Garcia Brothers.

255
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,370
But there's only one thing,

256
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,020
the Garcia Brothers
only give the discount

257
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,114
with a minimum
order of one ton.

258
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:30,203
One ton. One ton!
2,000 pounds!

259
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,904
Well, look at it this way,
Carlos.

260
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,462
With all that flour
we'll be doing

261
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,118
so much baking
that I won't have time

262
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,642
to come over and ask
you for anything else.

263
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,999
Finally,
the great moment arrived.

264
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:44,519
Sister Sixto began to mix
the ingredients

265
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:47,003
with love and precision.

266
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:56,052
Well, with love, anyway.

267
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:02,189
[Sixto] 94, 95,

268
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,933
96,

269
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:09,235
97, 98,

270
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,893
99...

271
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,197
Are you sure we can't
help you, Sister Sixto?

272
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,423
100.

273
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,201
You got to keep
the rhythm.

274
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,546
102...

275
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:20,506
103...

276
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:23,775
♪ Michael,
row the boat ashore ♪

277
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,690
106...

278
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,685
107.

279
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,737
♪ Hallelujah... ♪
Sisters, look!

280
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,743
[all clamoring]

281
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:35,917
Look at that.

282
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,492
It's all their fault.

283
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,569
No, it was the both of them.

284
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,098
Well, now calm down,
everybody.

285
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,661
Calm down!

286
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,968
Now, who was in charge
of putting in the yeast?

287
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,154
Don't just stand there.
Attack.

288
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,770
[Jacqueline] We managed to overcome our
initial production problems

289
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,948
and prepared to make
our first delivery.

290
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,394
Well, how do you
like the name

291
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,690
that Sister Jacqueline
came up with?

292
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,126
It's a real zinger,
isn't it?

293
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,567
[Bertrille] "Mother's Superior Bread."

294
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:20,351
Yes, indeed.
It is a zinger.

295
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:23,048
Thanks. I'm still
working on the slogan.

296
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,746
Oh, let me try this on you.
Now get this.

297
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,665
"Make our habit your habit."

298
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,500
Wow, that's really catchy,
isn't it?

299
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,629
Do you wish
a frank answer?

300
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:37,546
I've got a lot more
where that came from.

301
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,329
Sister Bertrille,

302
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,983
I don't want you to get
a ticket, but if you hurry,

303
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,587
the bread will still be warm
when you deliver it.

304
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,117
All right. I'll push her
to her limits.

305
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:47,080
Sister Bertrille,
not too fast.

306
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,730
Reverend Mother, her limit
is 15 miles an hour.

307
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,052
[car exhaust popping]

308
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,179
[Reverend Mother] Are you all right,
Sister Bertrille?

309
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,921
Never mind me.
What about the bread?

310
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,622
[Bertrille coughing]

311
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,706
Oh, thank goodness.
For a minute I thought

312
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,969
we were going to have
200 loaves of toast.

313
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,113
Swell.

314
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,981
[police alarm going off]

315
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,947
Se�or,pull around
the corner, please.

316
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,606
Good morning,
Sister. Se�or,

317
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,266
do you realize you
have been exceeding

318
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,620
the speed limit
by five miles an hour?

319
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,140
Well...
I can explain that.

320
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:51,793
You see, we were
in a great hurry.

321
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,617
So, you admit it?

322
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,745
I did not admit anything.
She admitted it.

323
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:59,057
Se�or,are you asking me
to doubt the word of a nun?

324
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,798
Why didn't you stop when I
signaled you back there?

325
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,628
Oh, we couldn't see you.

326
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,106
If you look for yourself,
you'll see

327
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,976
that the rearview mirror
is completely blocked.

328
00:17:08,156 --> 00:17:10,456
Excuse me, Sister.
Do you mind speaking

329
00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:11,807
a little slower, please?

330
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,987
I do not want to
miss a single violation.

331
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,903
In fact, there is
no need for the...

332
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,298
for the Sister
to continue.

333
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,171
I admit I was speeding.

334
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:22,172
Now, if you make out a citation,
I'll be happy to accept it.

335
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,165
A wise decision, senor.

336
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,307
Now, if I can have
your license?

337
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,870
Yes.

338
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:30,656
My license.

339
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,572
Yes, your license.

340
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,787
Well, I'm afraid,
in my great rush

341
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,266
to help the Sister,
I left it in my other coat.

342
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,747
Driving without a license.

343
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,098
Officer, it's really
not his fault.

344
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,978
You see, he just
wanted to make sure

345
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,240
that we got the bread to the
store while it was still fresh.

346
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,763
Oh, in that case,
I understand.

347
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,547
Oh, you do?
Certainly.

348
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,591
You are using a private vehicle
for commercial purposes.

349
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,675
Where is your permit, please?

350
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:58,822
Well, I don't have any.

351
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,780
I see.

352
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:05,129
Speeding,
no license and no permit,

353
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,171
rear view mirror blocked...

354
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,217
Now wait a minute, officer.

355
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,572
I know this man personally.

356
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,001
He's a very upstanding
citizen.

357
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,618
He's Carlos Ramirez.
Casino Carlos.

358
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,790
Casino Carlos, really?

359
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:20,622
Yes, and I'm sure
if you'd drop in any time

360
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,405
he'd be just delighted
to buy you a drink.

361
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,189
Buy me a drink, huh?

362
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,674
Yes.

363
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,153
To the other charges,

364
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:30,413
we will add trying
to bribe an officer.

365
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:33,109
Oh, boy.

366
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,824
Oh, Carlos, what would
we do without you?

367
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,816
I don't know,
but I wish you'd try.

368
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,698
Thanks for the ride home.

369
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,829
Sister, dropping you off is one
of the highlights of my day.

370
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,663
I'm sorry about
all those traffic citations.

371
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,141
We'll pay for them.

372
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,051
Just put them on the bill
we already owe you.

373
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,096
And other than that,
I don't know what to say.

374
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,231
How about, "Goodbye"?
Oh, oh, wait, wait.

375
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,544
I keep forgetting.
This is for you.

376
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,320
It's the first one
off our production line.

377
00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,965
I--I hope you enjoy it.

378
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,199
I'll eat it. If I ever
get my appetite back.

379
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,889
Thank you.

380
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,422
No luck, Sisters.

381
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,378
It's not in any of
the mixing bowls.

382
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:29,296
And the only thing in
these flour sacks is flour.

383
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:31,614
What's going on here?

384
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,649
Sister Sixto lost her ring.

385
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,304
How? When?

386
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,438
If I knew how and when
I would also know where,

387
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,871
then it would not be lost.

388
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,917
Well, when did
you first miss it?

389
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,312
When I was through with the
baking my finger felt funny.

390
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,786
Funny? In what way?

391
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,486
Well, you know, naked.

392
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,273
You don't suppose...

393
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,493
Oh, no.

394
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,708
What? What?
Well, if your ring fell off

395
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,058
while you were
kneading that dough...

396
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,457
It could be in
one of our breads.

397
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,940
And if someone
buys that bread...

398
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,499
And bites
into the ring...

399
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,236
Then I'll get it back.
And what do you suppose

400
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,377
will happen to
Mother's Superior Bread?

401
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,200
We could end up
in Superior Court.

402
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:06,988
That's right.

403
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,952
The Convent San Tanco
air force

404
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,040
went into action as
soon as we learned

405
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,210
which ofSe�or Sanchez's
stores were selling our bread.

406
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:14,906
Unfortunately for us,

407
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,353
our bread had sold
like hotcakes

408
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,350
and Sister Bertrille
was able to recover

409
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,612
only a fraction of
what we had baked.

410
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,143
This is like looking for
a needle in a haystack.

411
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,922
Oh, somebody lost
a needle, too?

412
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,046
It's just
an expression, Sister.

413
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,099
Oh. I'd like to hear an
expression like, "I found it."

414
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,015
Well, just keep looking.

415
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,800
We can't leave
one crumb unturned.

416
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,464
I do hope that the pigeons
have a good appetite.

417
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:41,809
Oh. Well, ladies,

418
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:44,199
it looks like we've broken
our last bread.

419
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,033
Oh, boy.
What do we do now?

420
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:47,901
Well, the public
must be notified.

421
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,032
Well, we could put
an ad in the newspaper.

422
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,685
Like under
"Lost and found."

423
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:52,729
"Lost and found?"
[Bertrille] Yes.

424
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,823
Lost, one gold ring

425
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,692
last seen in bread
shaped container.

426
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:02,298
Sister Bertrille, exactly
what are you suggesting?

427
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,218
Well, I just wanted
to warn the public

428
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:06,483
without making us the laughing
stock of the bakery business.

429
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:07,956
Yes, but that is ridiculous.

430
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,696
By the time
the newspapers come out,

431
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,527
most of the bread
will be eaten.

432
00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,485
Wait a minute.
I think I've got it.

433
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:14,973
What?

434
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,673
We could get a bulletin
on the 6:00 news.

435
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,800
Oh, swell. Instant bankruptcy
coast to coast.

436
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,324
Not necessarily.

437
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,457
What do you mean,
Sister Jacqueline?

438
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,720
Well, with a little
Madison Avenue touch,

439
00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:28,593
we could turn this
to our advantage.

440
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,935
MAN [on radio]
...and to the finder of the lucky ring,

441
00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:33,805
in the lucky loaf
of Mother's Superior Bread,

442
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:36,688
the Sisters will award
a one year supply

443
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,780
of this mouth-watering
delicacy.

444
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,119
So, think before you slice.

445
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,129
Look before you chew.

446
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,831
Who knows, you might
be the lucky winner.

447
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,349
And now,
the news continues.

448
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:52,138
I wonder if we might have
been better off

449
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,491
if we'd found a more
direct approach to our problem.

450
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,052
Well that was direct,
Reverend Mother.

451
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:58,798
In an indirect sort of way.

452
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,579
Yes. Instead of
frightening the public

453
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,974
we offer them something
for nothing.

454
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:06,277
It's the old
Madison Avenue approach.

455
00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:08,325
And all we're doing is just
paying for our own mistake.

456
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,201
And what could be
fairer than that?

457
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,332
[knocking on door]

458
00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,028
Good afternoon.

459
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:21,337
Carlos, you're not
angry anymore?

460
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,342
Boy, you can sure
hold a grudge.

461
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:28,174
Se�orRamirez, it's always
a pleasure to see you.

462
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,477
Thank you.

463
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:30,872
Did you hear
about our contest?

464
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,655
I did. Meet the winner.

465
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,660
I beg your pardon?

466
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:41,274
My ring. Oh, see
the engraving, it's mine.

467
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,267
It's mine. Thank you.
Oh, is that dumb luck?

468
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:44,749
It was in your
bread all the time.

469
00:22:44,928 --> 00:22:46,448
[Reverend Mother] How fortunate.

470
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:49,666
A-a-and you found it
when you cut into it?

471
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:52,276
Not when I cut into it...

472
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,559
You know, I once read
in a magazine

473
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,909
about a man who grew
a third tooth.

474
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:09,523
Maybe it was in a newspaper.

475
00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,392
Maybe it was on television.

476
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:13,996
Maybe I made it up.

477
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:25,532
Reverend Mother,
I've got great news.

478
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,318
We solved the mystery.

479
00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:30,373
Splendid. However, I was not
aware that we had a mystery.

480
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:31,759
Yes. Well, we didn't want
to burden you with it

481
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,242
until we had the solution.

482
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,672
It turns out
that Sister Sixto's bread

483
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:37,068
has a 9.5 return factor

484
00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,511
in relation
to consumer acceptance.

485
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:42,509
Uh, could you translate
that for me, Sister Bertrille?

486
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:43,772
The customers hated it.

487
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:48,084
Well, I cannot believe that.

488
00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,960
I believe it.
What went wrong?

489
00:23:57,131 --> 00:23:59,261
Well, that was the mystery. Now,
it couldn't have been the flour,

490
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,958
the yeast, the butter
or the eggs,

491
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:03,005
so there's only one
thing left. The oven.

492
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:06,310
But it's a new oven.
Well, that's the point.

493
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:09,318
This is an old recipe and
it probably needs an old oven

494
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,491
to bring out the subtle
old world flavor.

495
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:15,187
Well, it was a short
business career,

496
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,186
but a merry one.

497
00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:18,718
Well, now that we've
found out the problem,

498
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,462
we're not going to give up.

499
00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:22,773
Now, we can get rid of
the new oven, we'll probably get

500
00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,549
a very good price for it
because it's hardly been used.

501
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,074
With that money,
we can scout around

502
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,807
and find 10
old stone ovens.

503
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,468
Sister Bertrille...
I know what you're gonna say,

504
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:30,862
Reverend Mother. Where
are we going to put them?

505
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,304
Well, we've got it
all figured out.

506
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,991
Now, we can knock
out the south wall

507
00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,168
in the kitchen and extend it
10 feet into the chapel.

508
00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,264
Now...
Into the chapel?

509
00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:39,873
Well, we hardly ever pray
at the same time

510
00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:42,443
and there's always empty pews...
Sister Bertrille,

511
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,091
may I suggest that you use

512
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:47,435
one of those pews
immediately and pray?

513
00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:49,486
Pray for the return
of your sanity?

514
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,402
Yes, Reverend Mother.

515
00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:55,707
Reverend Mother, can I
just say one thing? Yes.

516
00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:57,795
My Aunt Louise has this
fantastic recipe

517
00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,894
for fudge brownies that would
put Girl Scout cookies

518
00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,983
out of business. Now,
if we can just figure out a way

519
00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,592
how to raise enough money
to buy 300 pounds of fudge,

520
00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:04,893
then we can use
the new oven and...

521
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,718
Sister Bertrille.

522
00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:09,596
Yes, Reverend Mother.
I'm on my way to the chapel.

523
00:25:09,646 --> 00:25:14,196
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